Toolz vs LIB reader: Who wore it better?

 Who killed the dress?men this chicks are HOT......

CHANEL BAGS - COPIED TO DEATH YET LOVED BY ALL

Jumai Shaba rocking a Chanel 2.5  toh badt....love it!!!

Copied to death in all shapes colours and sizes that would make 'Coco' turn in her grave, Chanel bags are on the loose in a closet, on a shoulder or on a 'red carpet' near you ...By my guesstimation, there are probably 100 fake Chanel bags for every single original  piece out there, yet you cannot dispute that Chanel handbags remain the ultimate 'lust factor' for women. We just can't get enough of it...From Chanel quilted handbags to Chanel inspired pieces, this is not one fashion fad that will soon be gone.. Chanel handbags are stylishly timeless..

I'm particularly in love with the Chanel 2.5 bags in my opinion they are the ultimate 'Classic Chanel' piece (although they are the most faked too) but take a quick look at my funky lagos crowd, they love it all..!!! *Don't get it twisted my Lagos crowd can  afford the real thing ...

Me thinks dats a 2.5 tooo

Genevieve Nnaji...

Gabrielle 'Coco' Chanel gave the world more than the 'Little Black Dress' and 'Chanel No 5 Perfume', in fact she single handedly changed the landscape of fashion with an influential brand synonymous with pedigree and sophistication far from her own roots as a young child orphaned at an early age. To date her rags to riches story is one that remains an enigma to the world. Coco was revered as a design rebel who made designs inspired by men's wear work for women without losing femininity ..She just had a way of designing 'classic' pieces and was often quoted as the originator of the  legendary words "Fashion passes, style remains" and if indeed she took those words to heart perhaps she always aimed to make stylish pieces and as style is timeless, Coco gave the world 'possibly' the most 'timeless' piece of accessory ever 'a Chanel Handbag'.

Another 2.5..love it

Yes O  and another 2.5..

Ezinne Alfa  rocks hers on the red carpet

Ruth Osime rocking my fav...

Hmmmm...

This is real handy..will fit everything in this...

Nneka Okafor shows the back view of above bag

I'm liking Mariam Afolabi's tooo..  

Stephanie & Joan Ezeoba

Honest I wish every girl could have at least one Chanel bag...like our God-given right as a woman...Yes??? While we wait for the heavens to move for us..:D which is your favourite Chanel piece?

Nigerian Prostitutes Want Their Foreign Contenders Deported Immediately

Nigerian commercial sex workers in Sokoto State are at war with their counterparts from neighbouring Republic of Niger and Togo.


A Nigeria prostitute

The Nigerian prostitutes are calling on Immigration Officials to arrest and deport the foreign prostitutes because they are snatching their customers and also operating illegally in the country.

“We want them out because most of our customers are Hausa who prefer them to us,” says one of the prostitutes at Mammy Market, Sokoto.

She explained that an average prostitute pays at least N8,500 a week for a one-room accommodation and security, “which means we must sleep with at least four men a day as we charge N500 for short time,” she said.

Another lady who gave her name as Ngozi said another reason they wanted Nigerien and Togolese prostitutes out of the business was because they spread sexually transmitted diseases.



“All the foreign prostitutes here are HIV positive. We know their status,” she claimed.

When contacted, some of the prostitutes from Niger Republic described the action of their hosts as bordering on envy and jealousy.

Jamila, a tall and slim prostitute with long hair, said she came to Nigeria to make money and their services are cheaper than those offered by the Nigerian girls.

“That’s why men rush to us,” she said.

Jamila, who spoke in Hausa said there are over 1,000 of them operating in Sokoto and most of them have their residency permits.

Last week, the Nigeria Immigration Service, NIS, Sokoto Command began a massive crackdown on illegal aliens from Benin Republic, Togo and Niger. More than 500 illegal aliens were deported by the Sokoto command of NIS last week.

According to sources at the NIS, Sokoto, thousands of illegal aliens enter the country without following immigration procedures. They merely take advantage of Nigeria’s porous borders.

The NIS noted that the aliens entered Sokoto state mostly through Ilella and entered Kebbi State through the Kamba border town.

The male illegal immigrants are usually employed as security guards while their female counterparts serve a petty traders and domestic servants. But the majority of the young girls operate in brothels as prostitutes, our sources said.

In an interview with our correspondent, the Public Relations Officer, PRO of citizens from the Sokoto NIS, Mallam Shehu confirmed the arrest and deportation of the aliens.

He added that the NIS was working towards the proper documentation of the Economic Community of West African States, ECOWAS, in Nigeria.

Shehu stated that the exercise will be a continuous and would be carried out nationwide.

“All the states of the federation will be involved in the efforts to rid the nation of illegal aliens,” the NIS PRO said.


—Aliyu Musa/Sokoto

We Have 100 Volunteer Suicide Bombers for 2011 High Profile Targets, Says Boko H

 BASTARD- Hell fire Victim.

The Boko Haram sect has dropped another bombshell.
The group said at the weekend that it has screened about 100 volunteers for sundry suicide attacks on high profile targets  planned for 2011.

Some of the targets  are the presidential villa, Vice President Namadi Sambo, Jigawa Governor, Sule Lamido, that of Niger, Babangida Aliyu; and former Speaker, Bello Massari.

The group also disclosed that for 2012, a larger number of faithful has been lined up for the fierce Jihad that would be occasioned by suicide bombings against what they tag illegal Federal and State governments of infidels.

Abu Zaid, spokesman for the group that has left in its trail tons of murdered citizens, and destruction of properties worth tens of millions of naira, maintained that their quest is total islamization of Nigeria, and not in just 12 northern states as reported in the media.

He said “we never made such statement we wanted sharia in 12 states. The person who said this was one Usman Al- Zawahiri , and we don't know him ...in fact our investigation revealed that he is SSS operative brought in to discredit us and give an impression we are divided . I am the only spokesperson appointed by our Amir, Mallam Abubakar Shekau, that is why I gave you this video and pictures of the bomber which clearly shows I am the authentic spokesman for the group"


Zaid who spoke in Hausa, described the Force Headquarters attack as successful.

According to him  " of course we planned it as a suicide attack right from the outset . The attacker left his will to his family...we were with him and he bid everyone farewell. He was calm and looked peaceful even when he had decided to give his life away. Many brothers envied him and wished it were there turn to act...so far we have screened nearly 100 persons for suicide attacks for this year alone in Nigeria...more than this number are getting ready for next year ."

Still on the Force Headquarters blast, the group which maintained that it believes in the cause of the Al  Quaeda based in Somalia and other parts of Africa said " the police lied when it said the car was a V  Boot . It was an ash colored Honda 86. We are surprised as to why the police are confused anytime we strike. The bomb we used was a readymade bomb which we acquired from abroad and we are going to use several of them in future attacks"

The group which warned that Nigerians should take them seriously said many lives would be lost " before we overthrow this illegal government."

According to Zaid , all members of the sect have sworn to be faithful, and that no member dared undermine the cause of Boko Haram saying " if our leader mall am Abubakar Shekau decides to undermine this Jihad we shal not hesitate to kill him ...

Court Jails Two Wizards In Bauchi For Tormenting An Innocent Victim

Two persons have been arraigned before a Bauchi Chief Magistrate’s Court for allegedly bewitching one Hafsatu Sani in the last four years.

Those charged before the court sitting in Warji Local Government Area of the state are Adamu Mamuda and Ibrahim Ganye.

According to the Prosecutor, Inspector Mato Albasu, the two accused persons conspired among themselves and held the said ‘’Hafsatu Sani by witch craft ins the last four years contrary to section 216 of the Penal Code.’’

The prosecutor stated that one of the suspects, Adamu, confessed that “she took away the spirit of Hansatu and gave it to Ibrahim and that presently the spirit is under the custody of Ibrahim. Hafsatu will not be delivered until the two of them crossed over her.”

Ibrahim also agreed that Adama gave him the ‘’spirit of Hafsatu’’, but said that he would not release it because Adamu used the ‘’spirit to pay the debt he (Adamu)’’ reportedly owed him.

However, after a long argument, the duo agreed to release the victim’s spirit after they had crossed over her in court and later gone into the bush and brought some traditional medicine which they administered on  her.

Kim Kardashian sues a company for using lookalike model

So Kim Kardashian is angry that a clothing brand, Old Navy, used a lookalike, Melissa Molinaro, in their new ad campaign. She says the company is using the double in order to make people believe she is associated with the label, so now she's suing the clothing company for 'the unauthorised use of her name, likeness, identity, and persona', for about $15 million.

Melissa's music video-inspired campaign promoting the brand's jeans has had over 1.7 million hits and in the video her hair and make-up was styled to look just like Kim Kardashian.

And adding insult to injury, Melissa is currently dating Kim's ex, Reggie Bush. Probably the real reason Kim is ticked off...lol

UK deports 61 Nigerians

The UK on Thursday deported  61 Nigerians, including three minors.

The deportees were flown into Nigeria in the early hours of the day in a chattered aircraft. They also included 47 males and 11 females who were received and screened at the cargo terminal of the Murtala Muhammed International Airport by the officials from the Nigerian Immigration Service (NIS).

An immigration source, who pleaded anonymity, said they were deported for immigration related offences. Some of the deportees who spoke with NAN alleged that most of them were picked up by the police in Britain and found out that their visa’s had expired. - Vanguard

Welcome home guys...!

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Nice!

Bishop David Oyedepo demands five-year single term for President and Governors

At a press conference yesterday, Bishop David Oyedepo called for a five-year single term for President & Governors.

Bishop Oyedepo said if adopted, a single 5-year term would enable elected officers to focus more on governance rather than waste time and resources attempting to get re-elected.” 

Does this make sense to you

The press is confusing Agbani Darego

The 28yr old wrote on her Facebook wall yesterday: "One minute I'm engaged and getting married, next I "confess" I'm still single and searching for love. Do me a favor, if you're going to make up stories about me, stick to one...don't confuse me! :)"

You people should leave my Agbani Darego alone o...lol. Meanwhile, nice dress and sandals.

Photo of the day

Lmao!

African Legend, Nelson "Rolihlahla" Mandela Turns 93

Today,Africa's hero turns 93. Born Nelson rolihlahla mandela on 18 July 1918 Known as Madiba, which is an honorary title adopted by Mandela’s clan, Mandela has not stopped receiving awards for his contribution to world peace. 

Mandela has been given over 250 awards in the last four decades of his life. The height of this was the 1993 Nobel Peace Prize. The hosting of the last FIFA World Cup held in South Mandela was not out of the instrumentality of the personality of Mandela. The emancipation of the South African spirit owes its continued survival to Mandela.
Without doubt, the progress witnessed today in all the spheres of South Africa’s national life is tied to Mandela. Once again the world celebrates with Rolihlahla at 93.

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Meet The Richest Musicians and Entertainers In Nigeria

Don Jazzy–Michael Enebeli, also known as Don Jazzy, is the founder of Mo’Hits. Reputed to be one of the best and most sought after producers, showbiz-savvy Nigerians don’t refer to him as a music producer but THE music producer. At age five, Don Jazzy already had eyes for the microphone, the music console and was always in the studio. He was a member of Good Morning Kids, a group created by his father.

Don Jazzy is known for his business dexterity. Little wonder he successfully built Mo’Hits from scratch to become one of the biggest entertainment empires in the country. He recently signed a recording deal with international superstar, Kanye West – a move that not only boosted his reputation as an entertainer, but also his wealth.

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With the software and the webcam, I can change the settings to capture picture,
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Boko Haram Writes President Jonathan

June 28, 2011

The President

Federal Republic of Nigeria

H.E., Dr. Goodluck Jonathan, GCFR

Aso Villa,

Abuja


BOKO HARAM: THE REAL ISSUES OPEN LETTER TO MR. PRESIDENT

Mr President,

We, the undersigned, citizens of Nigeria, whose domicile of origin is Borno, write to you, as one with overall responsibility for national security to look into the cause of violence that has tragically engulfed Borno State and the sequence of events in the last three years, with a view to finding A JUST AND LASTING SOLUTION, AND NOT A MILITARY SOLUTION WHICH CAN ONLY BE TEMPORARY.

BEFORE THE VIOLENCE

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Woman claims watching 3D film made her pregnant

Woman claims watching 3D film made her pregnant ,  now that's an original excuse! (See below) Have you heard some wild and wonderful excuses for an affair?

Forbes: The Five Richest Pastors In Nigeria

1. Bishop David Oyedepo
Affiliation: Living Faith World Outreach Ministry, aka Winners Chapel
Estimated net worth: $150 million

2. Chris Oyakhilome
Church: Believers’ Loveworld Ministries, a.k.a Christ Embassy
Estimated net worth: $30 million – $50 million

3. T.B Joshua
Church: Synagogue Church Of All Nations (SCOAN)
Estimated net worth: $10 million – $15 million

4. Matthew Ashimolowo
Kingsway International Christian Centre (KICC)
Estimated net worth: $6 million – $10 million

5. Chris Okotie
Church: Household of God Church
Net worth: $3 million -$10 million

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John Terry's wife 'excites' him in public

Check out the pic on the left...hahaha! This is such a joy to look at, mostly because they are married, have two kids and have been together for thirteen years. They obviously still have the hots for each other.

The Chelsea and England National Football team captain John Terry, 30, and his wife Toni, 29, are currently holidaying in Abu Dhabi with their twins.

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Don Jazzy, Jay Z, Kanye West

LA Reid, D'Banj and Kanye West

You know what they say, 'your talent will place you before kings.' G.O.O.D stuff!

Bankole...

She Tells Stella ''I have never met him before!''

The reports say she is one of the two ladoes dimeji spent a whooping amount of money on and we sort the reaction of the actress who is busy with movies and charity work.

Shocked,she replied

''I am short of words,I do not know the man from adam.i have never met bankole before and i dont know him,i dont have a prado jeep or a mansion in abuja.my publicist platform PR already issued a statement to this effect.thank you''.

she said she has never met him,but if you have pictures of two of them together kissing/smooching or her sitting in the prado jeep or relaxing in the abuja palatial mansion please bring it forward or let us hear word oooh.

thank you.

picture lifted from WOW mag.

Funke Akindele the poser...

If she wasn't an actress, she would make a fine model...

Actor Jim Iyke is not DEAD!

The actor is shocked with the news making the rounds that he was killed via an accident along benin expressway recently.there have also been whisperings of an assasination but hell hath no fury like a man who reads of his obituary whilst alive(dead body dey read?)

He cries out ''Stella this is so freaking annoying,do you know the trauma my mum and family went through?my whole family almost went crazy with the false news,and this is not the first time,i ignored the other ones but this time i have to say something''.

This is the press release he sent out on his 32nd birthday on June 6,2011.

''If hatred and prejudice is the narcotic of choice by certain members of the press, blog and site runners, then the Cocaine is JIM IYKE.
I have been singled out as a target of this conspiracy thereby deeply disrupting the emotional and psychological well being of my family and loved ones.
They apparently plot my down fall and even demise, but they fail to understand that I am not a star.
I cannot fall by the mere wishes of men; I am a product of Jehovah's engineering.
I shine like the Sun.
I was made by Jehovah to give light to many.
I am an epitome of God's promise, indestructible by haters, they plot and Connive in vain, those that lust my failure and demise.
For I am chosen.
I shall never be a conduit of hate.
I was born Ikechukwu
God is my strength.

I shall walk through a valley full of death merchants and nay sayers and fear no recourse.
For he who He has blessed, no man or woman living or dead can curse!

My names are: -

Jim Iyke Esomugha
I am alive!!!.....''

From Monalisa with love....

You have just got to love this actress for how nice she turns out in her photoshoot,heck she doesnt even need talk of the town photographer Ty bello to look this good.

The celebrated actress who recently became a UN Habitat ambassador is blowing out love and thanks to all those who have supported her over the years!
This one na real oyibo-pepper!
lol.

Wow!!!

This has got to be one of the hottest cover that WOW magazine has produced in recent times.Damilola looks amazing!

However i must also commend Nike Oshinowo who is almost 50yrs old but looks 16yrs old.

(pulizz dont gimme the crap that shes doing fitness blah blah blah,going under the knife pays!).

Nice picture.....''Rita stop hating,nah person tell you to worwor''

lol!

Four Intriguing New Smart Phones

                                                                     T-Mobile G2x
                                                                      

 

Samsung Infuse 4G

    

Sony Xperia Play

 

Samsung Nexus S 4G 

At Consumer Reports, we're continually testing the latest smart-phone offerings. And recently, several of the most promising and even ground-breaking cell phones we've seen in a while have come into our labs for testing: The Samsung Infuse 4G, T-Mobile G2x, Sony Xperia Play, and Nexus S 4G. Here's a rundown on each phone and why Senior Editor Mike Gikas thinks it stands out from the crowd.

                                                                                       source Consumer report